I was walking home sort of aimless And I happened to glance in the window of this, well, um, junk shop, and there it was When I got home, I put it on for me mum and dad "Oh, son, you do make us laugh, that were very good" I put it on for the lads at the office "Oh, fabulous, oh, you have turned out to be a card" And in the evening, I took it to the pub "Oh, bravo, bravo, what a wank" It soon got around, everyone knew, then it was the local concert Autographs, films, television, the lot, had a very strange effect on me though I didn't notice of course until that night at the London Pladium The papers made a big thing out of it "Strangled on stage," they said Funny though, they didn't mention anything about a mask
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